My sister lives far, far away in a magical place called Greensboro, NC. I wish she and my fave Bro-N-Law were closer, but it is not to be. To stay in touch, we text each other a lot. And I do mean a lot. We are very close to have had so much distance between us for the last 15 years.
Some of our texts are just us goofing off, and I just wanted to share the texts we were sending to each other last week while they were driving up for the weekend.
For #1- I have nothing else momentous to share to today and #2- I think they're funny.
Some of our texts are just us goofing off, and I just wanted to share the texts we were sending to each other last week while they were driving up for the weekend.
For #1- I have nothing else momentous to share to today and #2- I think they're funny.
Texted Sisters:
Purple (aka Sister): (9:44 am) whats up slut
Me: (9:46 am) I will tell u when u quit calling me bad names..... that's emotional abuse and i don't want none
Purple: (9:47 am) OK crybaby
Purple: (9:48 am) i cant wait to abuse you in person (insert evil laugh here)
Me:(9:48 am) Im more of a whiny ass than a crybaby thank u very much
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Purple: (9:49) well i love you :)
Me: (9:55 am) Just remember i can punch harder than you and if u get 2 carried away i will just sit on u and make ty tickle ur feet :-p (thats me sticking my tongue out at u. Im also waggling my fingers by my ears but i dont no the emoticon for that)
Me: (9:55 am) i luv u 2 pook...... r u on the road yet? cant wait 2 c u
Purple: (9:57 am) left around 8, we should b there around 2ish
Me: (9:59 am) Awesome.... i will be at moms aftr work... so b sure to visit with her so when i get there u all will b all mine!!
Purple ( 9:59 am) will do
Purple: (1:24pm) the name of your 80s band should be "lynn at work"
Me: (1:30pm) lol do i get big hair??
Purple: (1:31pm) fo sho ho
Me: (1:32pm) Awesome! Im game! but quit calling me names u Vermicious Knid
Purple: (1:34pm) i cant believe u knew how to spell that. ur as smart as a snozwanger
Me: (1:38pm) hey im not the one who is phonetically challenged. That would b u my little princeASS.....hehehe
Purple: (1:38) hillbilly
Purple: ( 1:39pm) white trash
Me: (1:45pm) hey just cuz i got bleached hair and say words like "ain't" and "cain't" dont make me white trash.
Me: (1:48pm) u can call me hillbilly tho, i think it sounds kinda cuddly and lovable.... makes me think of sittin in a rockin' chair on grandmas front porch watchin the sun go down........ ahhhhh... peaceful....
Purple: (1:50pm) lmao... ur such a goofball lol....cya soon
Me: (1:59) kk....but there u go with that name callin agin...ill ne'er git u learnt
Purple (2:01) :-))
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