Texted Sisters ~ Battle of the Bergere

(not really at battle nor a bergere, but it made a neat title)

ber·gère  /bərˈʒɛər; Fr. bɛrˈʒɛr/ [ber-zhair; Fr. ber-zher]  noun, plural -gères
A bergère is an enclosed upholstered French armchair with an upholstered back and armrests on upholstered frames. The seat frame is over-upholstered, but the rest of the wooden framing is exposed: it may be moulded or carved, and of beech painted or gilded or of fruitwood, walnut or mahogany with a waxed finish. Padded elbowrests may stand upon the armrests.


I came home after work today to these totally awesome chairs.

My sister picked these up at a local thrift shop a couple of years ago and
they DID NOT look like this. My aunt re-did them for her and had just delivered them
before I got home.  I sooo wish I had a before pic to share.

I was so super jealous as soon as I saw them.  So of course I immediately had to mess with my sister.  :-)

Me:  (Along with a pic of chairs) How much profit do you want????

Purple: oh my gosh! they look amazing! i LOVE them!

Me: but I WANT THEM!!! if u could only c my face right now i no u would sooooooo give in........

Purple: not a chance!

Me:    :(

Me: U never were a good sister

Purple:  i didnt have any good modeling
(this is completely untrue and low blow IMO)

Purple: ill let you look at them. no touching though

Me:  (i then sent her a pic of me sitting in one of the chairs and touching the other)

Purple: HEY! GET OFF MY CHAIR!!




Mom and I are currently taking bets on how fast she will come home to get them.  She wasn't planning on coming home again until Thanksgiving. I've got my money on next weekend. lol

Tomorrow, I think I will send her a pic of her chairs arranged in my bedroom, because they will match it perfectly!! HeHeHe!

Texted Sisters and Shakespeare?

Yet another text between my sister and myself while she was home last week. I was still at work (obviously) and she was waiting "patiently" at home for my return.

Purple:   I wish you were here already.


Me:  Me too pookie poo, but alas, it is not to be................. :(


Purple:   **sigh**

Texted Sisters and Fun with Fonix

My sister lives far, far away in a magical place called Greensboro, NC.  I wish she and my fave Bro-N-Law were closer, but it is not to be.  To stay in touch, we text each other a lot.  And I do mean a lot.  We are very close to have had so much distance between us for the last 15 years.

Some of our texts are just us goofing off, and I just wanted to share the texts we were sending to each other last week while they were driving up for the weekend.
For #1- I have nothing else momentous to share to today and #2- I think they're funny.

Texted Sisters:

Purple (aka Sister): (9:44 am)  whats up slut

Me: (9:46 am) I will tell u when u quit calling me bad names..... that's emotional abuse and i don't want none

Purple: (9:47 am) OK crybaby

Purple: (9:48 am) i cant wait to abuse you in person (insert evil laugh here)

Me:(9:48 am) Im more of a whiny ass than a crybaby thank u very much
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Purple:  (9:49) well i love you :)

Me: (9:55 am) Just remember i can punch harder than you and if u get 2 carried away i will just sit on u and make ty tickle ur feet :-p (thats me sticking my tongue out at u. Im also waggling my fingers by my ears but i dont no the emoticon for that)

Me: (9:55 am) i luv u 2 pook...... r u on the road yet? cant wait 2 c u

Purple: (9:57 am) left around 8, we should b there around 2ish

Me: (9:59 am) Awesome.... i will be at moms aftr work... so b sure to visit with her so when i get there u all will b all mine!!

Purple ( 9:59 am) will do

Purple: (1:24pm)  the name of your 80s band should be "lynn at work"

Me: (1:30pm) lol do i get big hair??

Purple: (1:31pm) fo sho ho

Me: (1:32pm) Awesome! Im game! but quit calling me names u Vermicious Knid

Purple: (1:34pm) i cant believe u knew how to spell that. ur as smart as a snozwanger

Me: (1:38pm) hey im not the one who is phonetically challenged. That would b u my little princeASS.....hehehe

Purple: (1:38) hillbilly

Purple: ( 1:39pm) white trash

Me: (1:45pm)  hey just cuz i got bleached hair and say words like "ain't" and "cain't" dont make me white trash.

Me: (1:48pm) u can call me hillbilly tho, i think it sounds kinda cuddly and lovable.... makes me think of sittin in a rockin' chair on grandmas front porch watchin the sun go down........ ahhhhh... peaceful....

Purple: (1:50pm)   lmao... ur such a goofball lol....cya soon

Me: (1:59)  kk....but there u go with that name callin agin...ill ne'er git u learnt

Purple (2:01)      :-))