Ty: Mom, I have to tell you something about K******.
Me: What is it? Is she not your girlfriend anymore?
Ty: How did you know?
Me: I'm just super smart. I mean what else could you have to tell me about her. Your 5.
Ty: Oh, OK.
Me: So why is she not your girlfriend anymore?
Ty: Weeellll, you see there is this other girl.
Me: OK cool, who is it?
Ty: Well, she's from Sunday school and her name starts with an A.
Me: (Panicked) Dude, you know she is your cousin, right? AND she's like 10. She can't be your girlfriend.
Ty: (Exasperated) I know she is is my cousin, but listen. She said that there are too many girls, and not enough boys in her class. SOOOOO, I'm gonna do her a favor, and I'm gonna secretly capture all the girls and lock them in a cave, so she can have all the boys.
Me: OK, but why do you want her to have her all of the boys, if your her boyfriend? I don't get it.
Ty: (rolling his eyes) She is my cousin mom.
Me: Yes....
Ty: (still looking at me like I'm missing the whole point) soooo, she can't be my girlfriend
Me: (just a complete look of confusion)
Ty: (huffs) all the other girls will be in the cave!
Me: OOOOH!
I'm really not sure who's raising who.
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